Beeeeeeezy

O. M. G.  

When I went to pee
I spotted a bee
If I give it a fee 
Will it spare me?

Alas it landed on my precious knee
Disturbing my private wee
Gee I hope no one will see
How I eliminate this damn bee
Hee hee.

Oh damn it decided to flee
After buzzing a hasty plea.  

hahahaha something I thought when I went for a wee.